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2008 CONVENTION BLOG: HUMOUR, HAIKU & HISTORY :) APR 10 2008

April 10th, 2008


Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…

DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar i

original goan haiku #69

DEAR AUNTY,

How did Goans repel the Maratha invaders without any weapons?

Custoba.
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Dear Custoba:

Oh they just goan’ned them down !

j

Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.


2008 CONVENTION BLOG: HUMOUR, HAIKU & HISTORY :) APR 9 2008

April 9th, 2008


Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…

DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar i

original goan haiku #68

DEAR AUNTY,

I’m goin’ back-packing to Goa! What phrase can I use to hitch-hike, catch a ride or thumb a lift ?

Ippy.
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Dear Ippy:

How about…”goan my way??”

j

Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.


2008 CONVENTION BLOG: HUMOUR, HAIKU & HISTORY :) APR 8 2008

April 8th, 2008


Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…

DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar i

original goan haiku #67

DEAR AUNTY,

What’s the generic name for people from Goa who do not believe in God?

Unbilliva.
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Dear Unbilliva:

Haha, an…agoan’ostic !

j

Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.


2008 CONVENTION BLOG: HUMOUR, HAIKU & HISTORY :) APR 7 2008

April 7th, 2008


Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…

DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar i

original goan haiku #66

DEAR AUNTY,

I see these ads in the Goa newspapers for all sorts of nostrums and cures for male sexual problems! What’s this all about?

HotBoy.
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Dear HotBoy:

As you said…goan’ads !

j

Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.


2008 CONVENTION BLOG: HUMOUR, HAIKU & HISTORY :) APR 6 2008

April 6th, 2008


Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…

DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar i

original goan haiku #65

DEAR AUNTY,

My girlfriend has the most beautiful eyes, but every time I propose to her, she squeezes her eyes shut in pain, and refuses to answer. What do you think of this?

Dhodde.
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Dear Dhodde:

She has two, um…a’goan’eyes !

j

Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.




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