April 20th, 2008

Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…
DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar |
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original goan haiku #79

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| DEAR AUNTY,
I love these Goan girls with their beauriful dark, doe-eyes. But my fiancee has grey eyes – what to do?
Cyclops.
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Dear Cyclops:
Stop!! Don’t a’goan-eyes over it any more! |
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Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.
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April 19th, 2008

Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…
DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar |
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original goan haiku #78

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| DEAR AUNTY,
For my party fish-dish, my Goan friend has suggested this exotic Thousand -Island type dressing – what is it exactly?
Maioniz.
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Dear Maioniz:
Oh yeah!…A…goan’ishing! |
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Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.
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April 18th, 2008

Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…
DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar |
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original goan haiku #77

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| DEAR AUNTY,
Curious question! How would you describe your column?
Kweshna.
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Dear Kweshna:
Umm…A’goan’y Aunt! |
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Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.
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April 17th, 2008

Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…
DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar |
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original goan haiku #76

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| DEAR AUNTY,
Has there ever been a Goan wrestler of world-class stature enough to be featured on the likes of WWE, WCW or TNA??
Motto.
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Dear Motto:
I’m sure you’ve heard of……Hulk Ho’goan! |
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Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.
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April 16th, 2008

Churchill Alemao is a confused Goan politician…
DELHI AUNTY: from “Aunties Don’t Bite” operetta. all rights reserved © 2008 Edgar |
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original goan haiku #75

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| DEAR AUNTY,
I understand the Pablo Picasso monumental work on the Nazi bombing of a Spanish city was actually of Goan origin! Do you know which painting?
Alexyz.
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Dear Alexyz:
Certainly…”Goan’ica!”! |
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Francis Rodrigues © 2008 Toronto.
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